You'll never ever guess what the main Arsenal news is today?! Go on, have a guess?
Yep, you've guessed it. Its about ol Arsene's contract, which will be the best news of the summer but boy has it been dragged out a little now. I can't wait until he signs just so I don't have to hear anything about it until 2011 (apparently)
Arsene is set to become the second highest earner at the club behind Willy Gallas. In my eyes Wenger should always be the top earner. He should have a clause in his contract saying that he gets 1 penny more than the highest paid player because without Wenger the players mean very little. It would be interesting to see what the likes of Graham Souness, Brian Robson etc would do with our squad.
Paul Merson has come out saying that Theo Walcott should be playing upfront and not on the wing. Its interesting anyway. I don't know if he has enough ability to be a winger but he is a good finisher and has blistering pace. I would like to see him there at home against a shit team maybe. Maybe we should wait for Spurs at home.
Arsenal youth striker Gilles Sunu claims that he turned down the likes of Manchester United, Chelsea, AC Milan etc to join us. I love hearing that. Especially when the turn into quality first team players. Its a good two finger stick up at the other annoying clubs that we dislike so much.
Speaking of which, it appears that Ledley King isn't going to be spending longer on the treatment table which is a crying shame. I get such pleasure at watching their defensive mistakes. Anyway with or without King we will show them what playing football is really about after these rather annoying stupid Internationals.
I had a funny dream last night. I was told by someone who works in a lab (for some reason) that Eduardo would never play football again because one of his bones came out through his leg. It was inside information that nobody knew about and I was gonna come on here and tell everyone this exclusive news. Well I thought I better share it with you anyway, even though his bone is still firmly inside his leg and he has no holes in his legs as far as I know anyway.
I kinda wouldn't be surprised to see this in some stupid tabloid newspaper after this.
Anyway, thats clearly enough waffle for now, I have to do what I gotta do.
Have a nice day fellow Gooners!