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By Vile Karma
I didn't even watch the semi final between Arsenal and Manchester United because I already knew how it would pan out. Every pass and movement was already calculated in my head because everyone knows how clever I am.
Jill brought my a cup of tea and found my betting slip on my desk that said Manchester United to win by 2.678921.119.000.2 goals and he threw the cup of tea in my face and said 'Vile! stop betting we will lose the house, we have no money left you dick!
I apologised and we listened some old jazz tunes from kazymazy bam bam, a great up and coming group that make me sound so trendy and cool.
Arsenal will win nothing with Adebayor as a striker, I have said this for some time now. Alex Song is not a football.... oh yeah, I can't say this anymore. I will delete this section out before I post it live. Damn that reminds me of when I said Thierry Henry will never become a quality striker.
This is Stan's club now and that makes me so pleased, Arsenal will at last be run by a proper football team and will hopefully spend £200 million on new players over the next two years like the great Chelsea. That will make people stand up and take notice of Arsenal.
Proper clubs get themselves neck high in debt like Manchester United, Liverpool and my team Chelsea.
Danny Sloshface from the Irish Times called me and said
Danny: Vile, what is happening with Arsenal? I phone you because you know all the inside information that you don't really know nothing about.
Vile: Hi Danny, how is tricks? Arsene Wenger needs to speak to me about how to sort out this club. It is quite clear that....
Danny: Gotta go Vile, don't wanna hear your shit again!
Danny is a fun guy, always joking, always slapping my face hard when he sees me.
I will write a very important piece about Arsenal soon, I didn't have time for it right now and the world would not be ready for it. Probably because it is a load of complete horse shit.
I have another secret bet on, please don't tell Jill. Chelsea to try and play football against Barcelona tonight 126.96.36.19944 / 1
If it happens then you heard it first, when it doesn't like most of my predictions just pretend I never said it and I will never write about.